Quotes

Isaac: He seemed normal, then he started pissing off a wall.
Katie: Don't guys do stuff like that all the time?
Isaac: Yeah, but he was sober. AND HE HAD DOWN SYNDROME!
Kieran: And these things make it less okay..?


Kieran: Oh my god! Get it on video! Merlin looks like an ogre with down syndrome trying to eat a bee! (He did)


Isaac: Jacob! You've been looking at that fucking optical for like... thirty... seconds...
Jacob: I don't think you've got me as well as you think you have.


Isaac: From the song... and the video... I think this is about... an Octopus? (On the song Octopus)


Isaac: Who the fuck calls at this time of morning anyway?! *Checks* It's one in the morning! That's ROWAN time in the morning! Was it Rowan?!


Isaac: I have herpes around my lip peircing!


Isaac: I just wanted you to be wonky wanky!


Isaac: I can hear horses outside...
*Checks*
Nope, it was just the wind on the windows....
*Giggles madly*
Ohh, what's this? Is it my... sucky... tea... drugs..?
Jacob: Sucky tea drugs?! Kieran, get that!


Isaac: Play with my double chin!
Katie: Can I play with your single chin?
Isaac: No.
*Katie proceeds*
Isaac: No! Stop touching my chin! Tit! STOP RAPING ME!
Katie: Rape? Rape! Rape! Raaaaape?!


Jacob: Kieran! I've just realised! We kill the Trent character!
Kieran: Yeah, we kill Trent.
Jacob: His dying words...
*Very dramatically with poses* Tell them... I... died.... AWESOME!
*Kieran giggles*
Katie: How do you kill him?
Jacob: Awesome.


Isaac: I wanted a drink...
Isaac: Wait... I used the past tense...
Jacob: What?
Kieran: What are you even trying to say?
Isaac: Just... trying to keep... the consciousness... going...
Jacob: Isaac Wright: Trying not to die. That makes a welcome change.


Isaac: Who are you talking to me?
Kieran: I'm just saying all this.
Isaac: To who?
Jacob: MSN?
Kieran: No. Blogger.
Isaac: Oh dear... *Sobs slightly*


Katie: Ohhhh... I'm hungry...
Isaac: I'll feed you. MY DICK!


Kieran: I found you some bottlecaps.
Jacob: I don't think I'm collecting them any more. I think I've realised there just won't be an end.
Kieran: Your optimism undoes my generosity.
*Pause*
Kieran: That's what she said.


Isaac: You killed them!
Katie: No I didn't! I just found them and gave them... a good home!
Isaac: You killed them! You found dead frog-toads and you killed them!


Kieran: I'm either presuming this was done by Isaac...
Isaac: What?
Kieran: I meant Baz!
Isaac: I LOVE BAZ!
Kieran: I knew that would work... it works with anything. Look; Isaac is gay.
Isaac: Wha... wai...
Kieran: Baz
Isaac: I LOVE BAZ!
Jacob: *Giggles* It's like a trap. A gaytrap.


There's more. On video XD

I'll show ya soon ;)

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