My hangover haikus

I feel like a pig,

Has shat in my head today,

Should not drink so much.

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I hope at least that,

Last night was worth hangover,

Oh! Can't remember.

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Red wine and some beer,

Sleep deprivation as well,

This is fucking rough.

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Ow ow ow ow ow,

Ow ow ow ow ow ow fuck,

I hate everything.

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Ah! A hangover!

This is a nasty one too!

Where is your God now?

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I should stop this now,

Everyone must know by now,

But fuck me this sucks.

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Ug uh glu uh blurgh,

I think my liver hates me,

Gurgle gurgle choke.

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My insides are dead,

Probably changed colour too,

To pestilent green.

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Newsflash! Shocking news!

I think I've broken myself,

But we all knew this.

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It feels kind of like,

I fucked my organs with fire,

Then punched them. With fire.