GUITAR
Acoustic covers,
Where no acoustic was planned,
Is where it's at dawg.
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Oh! For a twelve string!
But how to get hold of one?
Simple. Whore out friends.
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INJOKES
Where to dump dead fish?
Well, surely into the sea?
But no! Sign says so.
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What a bizzare dream!
We were discussing a boat,
Hilarity! Tree!
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'How are you?' so dull,
It's always the first thing said,
Ah! Of course! Current socks!
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Oriental shriek-
'One Million Dollar!' then,
Behold! Giggle fit.
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Oh! I like your beard,
It's reassuring yet soft,
Please don't ever shave.
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Thundering closer,
Look, there it is! The man van!
Huge testosterone.
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Now you listen here,
Heroin is just a laugh,
But don't get into spoons.
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I destroyed the moon!
Apocalypse ensued, yes,
But so, so worth it.
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There! Jacob! Quickly!
Must extend arm, point finger!
Ah.... bodysnatchers.
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Ah! Look! This one has,
A limited save function!
Aha, what a find.
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What is needed here,
Is one merged super PieMess,
What larks that would be!
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God can't take a joke,
So much so in fact, that he,
Kills kids with she-bears.
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Firefight! Get your guns!
But too late see we are doomed,
Uzis with live bears.
AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL
Drama! Politics!
Quick! Get the wine! Up the tree!
I'm not coming down.
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Bangface was madness.
Sanity, serenity...
Went out the window.
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Walking to school - late!
When suddenly ah! A cat!
Looks like bear... pursue!
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Oomie was our cat.
Built like wall, monster of cat!
Got head stuck in glass.
MISC
Ah, silly haikus,
As addictive as crack and,
At least as deadly.
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No sleep in five days,
Becomes decidedly weird,
Not really that fun.
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The sea... what to say?
Well it's a hellish deathtrap,
Viperfish are bad.
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Oh god, Octopus...
Evil warped things shouldn't be!
They do NOT HAVE SOULS!
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I really like trees.
Huge forests are amazing.
Merlin! Don't break that!
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Radiohead win.
Seriously fucking win.
Win win win hell yeah.
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I have a gas mask.
It's awesome, but hard to breathe,
But is so worth it.
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Ack, ack! Meine augen!
Meine augen brennen! BRENNEN!
Kartoffel augen!
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Magic mushroom tea...
Bad trip! Hide under duvet!
Oh no! Duvet bad!
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Breakcore! The only style,
In which can be found the proof,
That there is no God.
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Potatoes are nice,
But when they are all that you eat,
You fucking hate them
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Sleepy... sneak to bed,
Leave friends to entertain selves,
Sleep... but then BEDTRIS!
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Quiet, calm, still morning.
Crisp, cool breeze.... tranquility.
And then TARRASQUE!
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Plans! Plans to meet friends!
Ack! Arbitrary parents!
Bollocks. What a douche.
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I miss my old hat!
Saturday by name... stolen!
Never retrieved! Gone! :(
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There is no such thing,
As problems that can't be helped,
By a cup of tea :)
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I got turned into,
A lizard... it was quite strange,
Then I wrote a song.
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Nicknames are funny.
Some people call me Kiepie,
Better than 'Wookie'.
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